As I've Matured...

K

Kizzy

Guest
I've learned a few things I'd like to share :ohwell:


I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are
just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it
only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take
It off.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the
sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for
Natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and
Insanity.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are
Taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
away.

I've learned that men will not be happy until you tell them they are right and you are wrong.

And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
 
K

Kizzy

Guest
Another thing, I'm glad I'm a women

* We got off the Titanic first

* We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

* Taxis stop for us.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

* No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to the opposite gender without having to picture them naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

* We will never regret piercing our ears.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
 
F

fishn guy

Guest
Ive learned that when Im wasted and I look at your av, the wings move slower than they do if I catch them out of the corner of my eye.
 
Vince

Vince

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Kizzy said:
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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I didn't know you could get a woman that way? I'll have to give it a try. :biggrin:
 
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