FIREMAN
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I, the Penis, request a raise in salary for the following reasons
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>1. I do physical labor.
>2. I work at great depths.
>3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
>4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>5. I work in a damp environment.
>6. I don't get paid overtime.
>7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
>8. I work in high temperatures.
>9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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>Dear Penis After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons
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>1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
>2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
>3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
>4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
>other locations. (I love this one!)
>5. You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
>6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>7. You don't always observe the necessary safety regulations, such as
>wearing correct protective clothing.
>8. You will retire well before you are 65.
>9. You are unable to work double shifts.
>10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
>completed the assigned task.
>11. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
>and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
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>Sincerely, The Management
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>1. I do physical labor.
>2. I work at great depths.
>3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
>4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>5. I work in a damp environment.
>6. I don't get paid overtime.
>7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
>8. I work in high temperatures.
>9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
>Dear Penis After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons
>
>1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
>2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
>3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
>4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
>other locations. (I love this one!)
>5. You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
>6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>7. You don't always observe the necessary safety regulations, such as
>wearing correct protective clothing.
>8. You will retire well before you are 65.
>9. You are unable to work double shifts.
>10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
>completed the assigned task.
>11. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
>and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
>Sincerely, The Management
