Aspartame could kill you dead and stuff

[Misfit]

5 Shocking Facts About Aspartame - Global Healing Center

Aspartame is made from bacteria poop, and the bacteria that poop it out are genetically modified. It makes you hungry, so you want more food. It turns into a poison in your body, and FDA scientists spoke out strongly against its approval, though the FDA ignored them and put it out on the market.

 

[MMDad]

5 Shocking Facts About Aspartame - Global Healing Center

Aspartame is made from bacteria poop, and the bacteria that poop it out are genetically modified. It makes you hungry, so you want more food. It turns into a poison in your body, and FDA scientists spoke out strongly against its approval, though the FDA ignored them and put it out on the market.

Alcohol is made from yeast poop. It makes you do stupid things so you end up in handcuffs. It turns into a poison in your body.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Alcohol is made from yeast poop. It makes you do stupid things so you end up in handcuffs. It turns into a poison in your body.

I think "yeast piss" would be more accurate; and it's the yeast farts that give our beer that frothy head.

 

[slotpuppy]

Civet coffee comes from beans in cat poop.