Assault: Stop Reading Fifty Shades of Grey!

[Misfit]

Boyfriend squirted partner with brown sauce when she refused to stop reading Fifty Shades of Grey - Telegraph

A man has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey - by squirting brown sauce at her face.

Raymond Hodgson, 31, was charged with common assault after being appalled to discover that his partner of five years, Emma McCormick, had been reading the racy book.

Carlisle Magistrates' Court heard how their tiff over the book escalated to the point where Hodgson, from Carlisle, Cumbria, decided take to his revenge.

In court, Hodgson pleaded guilty to the single charge of common assault.

 

[itsbob]

Brown sauce??

He needs to go see a doctor PRONTO!!

 

[Chris0nllyn]

*Goes to buy brown sauce*

 

[desertrat]

Brown sauce??

He needs to go see a doctor PRONTO!!

See? Catsup is so last year.

 

[kom526]

Dude was pissed that his gf wasn't trying to act out some of the scenes from 50 Shades.

 

[RoseRed]

Dude was pissed that his gf wasn't trying to act out some of the scenes from 50 Shades.

Which ones?

 

[kom526]

Which ones?

Hey, this is the internet, I'm operating on conjecture, conclusions and innuendos, I actually haven't read the book or any of the articles that I comment on.

Just like 92.375% of the rest of the folks here.

 

[RoseRed]

Hey, this is the internet, I'm operating on conjecture, conclusions and innuendos, I actually haven't read the book or any of the articles that I comment on.

Just like 92.375% of the rest of the folks here.

I read all 3...

 

[itsbob]

I read all 3...

Do you need glasses, or a seeing eye dog now??

 

[RoseRed]

Do you need glasses, or a seeing eye dog now??

No.

 

[GWguy]

Which ones?

Come on over and I'll show ya.....

 

[joedancer]

Fifty Shades of Grey

It is a publishing phenomenon. Over 10 million copies sold. I have sold dozens in my shop and it continues to do well.

Joe

 

[BOP]

I read all 3...

Careful, folks...if she goes off, she's liable to level this dump!

 

[RoseRed]

Come on over and I'll show ya.....

Careful, folks...if she goes off, she's liable to level this dump!

I'll have to go all Christian on you.

 

[Larry Gude]

This can not be

Miss Harris said: "Mr Hodgson thought that the book was pornographic, and that she should not read such literature.

 

[GWguy]

I've been reading where they are now casting for the movie.

SO... any of you wannabe porn stars interested??

 

[Kris10]

Dude was pissed that his gf wasn't trying to act out some of the scenes from 50 Shades.

And that's the problem...after reading the book(s), what she really wanted was for him to MAKE her act out some of those scenes

 

[RoseRed]

This can not be

I wouldn't call it literature.

 

[Larry Gude]

I wouldn't call it literature.

Well, what would you call it?

 

[RoseRed]

Well, what would you call it?

A drinking game!