chernmax
NOT Politically Correct!!
An ATF officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and
talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need
to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not
go in that field over there.'
The ATF officer verbally explodes
saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants
pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it
to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No
questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself
clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes,
and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher he ars loud
screams and sees the ATF officer running for his
life chased close behind by the rancher's prize
bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground
on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get
"horned" before he reaches safety.. The
officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his
tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your badge!'
talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need
to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not
go in that field over there.'
The ATF officer verbally explodes
saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants
pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it
to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No
questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself
clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes,
and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher he ars loud
screams and sees the ATF officer running for his
life chased close behind by the rancher's prize
bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground
on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get
"horned" before he reaches safety.. The
officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his
tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your badge!'
