Attacked by wild turkeys....
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frequentflier
happy to be living
They are looking for females...
I got attacked by Wild Turkey once.
Inside attack?
BWAHAHA , reminds me of time on base practicing at pitching green, hitting balls minding own bizness.. then i see this BIG Tom walking across 9th green, Ahhh Cool !!!! Phucker just came up on me and wanted a piece of me !!! PEOPLE IN PARKING LOT LAUGHING ;-((( i'm Smacking the bastard with my wedge, Hard too! Finally he got bored and went off !!!! Got pictures of him somewhere, i think still. Dont remember time of year, probability phuck phuck season ;-)
black dog
Free America
Add equal part 151. Thats called a Runny Nose.
are you suggesting his wife was being courted as a potential mate?
Sneak attack.
CPUSA
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That's flattering
"This is my secret admirer, Tom....."
"He'll also answer to Jake...."
From State Farm?
Ever drink so much that the floor comes up and smacks you in the face?Did it hurt when you fell off the bar stool and hit the floor?
black dog
Free America
Ive drank enough more than once to get smacked in the face, not sure if it was a floor...
Kinnakeet
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Me 2 and it was fun
Kinnakeet
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Killed him in his sleep
"Hi Betty! I may be small now, but I'm drinking milk, and some day I'll be a big Tom who'll chase you around the yard singing,' looking for love in all the wrong places.'"
GregV814
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Our cats have domain over the front yard from their perch in the living room. One cat was watching something very carefully and cackling... I looked to see what she was watching..
Of course it was a turkey, but when I opened the door to let her out, she abruptly declined
Of course it was a turkey, but when I opened the door to let her out, she abruptly declined