Attention-Seeking Redneck

[mainman]

What does a redneck say before he gets injured?




“Watch this!”

 

[migtig]

Actually he or she says "hold my beer while I show ya'll this" or "hey ya'll - watch this" Ya forgot part of the punch line.

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by migtig
Actually he or she says "hold my beer while I show ya'll this" or "hey ya'll - watch this" Ya forgot part of the punch line.

Actually, I have never witnessed this before, I am however willing to bet you have seen this on more than one occasion...
Do share!

 

[migtig]

Oh my goodness, the stories I could tell. I am sitting here giggling thinking about some of them. I think the best ones involve fire. Of course there are a few that involve mud. If I got started telling them, I'd wind up writing a book. Tell ya irl sometime.

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by migtig
Oh my goodness, the stories I could tell. I am sitting here giggling thinking about some of them. I think the best ones involve fire. Of course there are a few that involve mud. If I got started telling them, I'd wind up writing a book. Tell ya irl sometime.

Morning Mig, thought of you last night at the fair. The parking lot had spots of deep mud. Thought of you when I shifted into 4WD and flung mud over a bunch of the parked cars.

If anyone on the forum returned to find a mud covered car, sorry it was me, but I had to. (The boy liked it, he wanted to do it again.)

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by Pete
If anyone on the forum returned to find a mud covered car, sorry it was me, but I had to. (The boy liked it, he wanted to do it again.)

Thought he said mud was yucky and messy? Typical male always changing his mind.