Auction Of the Week

[BigSlam123b]

Ebay Your Way To Becoming A Millionaire

GUARANTEED TO BE THE BIGGEST & BEST MYSTERY AUCTION ON EBAY-----EVER!

WHY AM I DOING THIS?? I have plans for the future that I would like to see carried out now, so that I may enjoy the fruits of my labor while I am young. My parents who are very well to do have always supported and gave me everything I could ever want. But I am at a point in my life that I would now like to make my own decisions, make my own mistakes, and be given a chance to learn from them. The only way I can do this is if I took an "advance" on my inheritance to enable me to "fund" my own plans & map out my own life.

My mom was a hesitant to say the least when I made the strange request over Mother's Day dinner. But my dad who was all to well familiar with my free spirit understood completely and fully supported what I wanted to do. He himself grew up as a"rich kid" and understood the importance and contentment of being independent and being allowed to make his own decisions, and learn to deal with the consequences (good or bad).

To make a long story short, the last few weeks have been spent finalizing the legalities of transferring all the assets of my inheritance to me. I have been watching the rising popularity of mystery auctions here on eBay, and thought to myself--what better and faster (not to mention the most exciting way) to liquidate the inheritance than to list it as a mystery auction?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT----I am liquidating my ENTIRE INHERITANCE in ONE BULK, awarded to the highest bidder of this no-reserve auction!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR SCAM BUT 100% LEGITIMATE. I am ALREADY IN POSESSION of EVERYTHING included in this auction, ready to be awarded to the high bidder of this auction. EVERYTHING LISTED IS IN HAND, READY TO BE TRANSFERRED.

This will be the very first "landmark decision" I am making outside the security and support of my parents, so I hope you guys support and watch this auction.

I guarantee that as the high bidder of this auction, you will receive everything listed below. The values quoted are conservative estimates and have been derived from previous appraisals, insured replacement values, current book/market values and expert opinion/s. In no way can I guarantee that you will be able to resell the items @ the values quoted or the amount of time it will take in order for you to do so, but I can guarantee that everything in this auction is as described and will give someone a very great life.

I have no interest in real estate, property, vehicles, jewelry, art, or any other material things no matter how high their value may be as I was raised around the finest things in life and know first-hand that they alone cannot make anyone happy. Instead, I long to travel and see the world, help those who may not be as fortunate, possibly adopt a needy child; these are things I would really like to do.

 

[Pete]

Amazed at the teat suckers that come out of the blue with their “heartfelt stories of angst and personal suffering” when they detect the scent of generosity (real or otherwise) in the air. It is a real “Please pity me and toss me some cash, Sad Story-a-thon”.

Looking through the emails this chic has gotten about her auction trying to makes one want to puke.

Here are some sample statements.

I myself am a "free spirit"...however I have not the things you do, but I do have 3 angelic children that have the biggest hearts ever and we have amazing love for each other

I am like you! We could be sisters! Now gimme cash!


If I had the cash i would bid. I have 3 little boys under the age of 5 and we are living in a 900 sq. ft. home with absolutely no space. We have been looking for a bigger home but can't even come up with the closing costs of $5,000. We live paycheck to paycheck, but want my children to have the space they need. I hope everything goes well with your auction.

This chic was so concerned with getting her sad story to this wealthy person she emailed it twice.

My mother passed away a year ago. I am still paying for her last days, How could you not stop and immediately write a 6 digit check to some stranger who told you that?

I am disbaled and will never have the chance to own a home I am 35 myself and married to a disabled spouse with 3kids so it is hard. but good luck to you

Please send me money. uh:

I worked 2 jobs most of my life until Dec 2000 when I injured my back on the job (the parttime job) I now am on W.Comp getting a check each week for $314 not much to raise 2 kids by myself..

Please give me some of your money.

I almost lost my apartment to eviction last month. It scared me to death to think I wouldn't have a roof over my sons head and food to put in his mouth

But if you give me your house I wont be scared to death anymore

I was just looking over things that are selling to see if I had anything like it at home to sell and make money to pay for my Bailie-Boo's (daughter) way threw Cheerleading

Look, I even told you my kids "pet name", we have bonded, now send cash for Bailie-Boo's cheerleading and my crack habit.

Will you accept an I.O.U.?
Einstien



I too being a divorced mom (with no support) struggle daily, but what little I do have I share with foster children and those that are even LESS fortunate

And with your money, I can do even more

I am a foster mom and do what I can to help those in need around me. Sometimes that means taking a sacrifice for myself or daughter, but I like knowing I'm doing the right thing. I would LOVE to adopt a baby (or child) from a 3rd world country but saving seems impossible. Anyway, my question is... If I were to bid, would you consider taking the winning cost of the auction from what it is that I would be winning. I would LOVE to be able to do something like this for my family, but I could in no way afford to pay for the amount that it will go to... Thanks so much and God Bless. Jeremiah 29:11

You really should just give me all the money and the house....look I am sincere, I even included a bible quote.

HI, I WISH YOU LUCK ON YOUR AUCTION AND ADVENTURE. IF I HAD ANY MONEY I SURE WOULD BID ON IT. I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY LUCK. I ALWAYS TRY MY BEST AND DOESN'T SEEM TO GO RIGHT. IF YOUR CURIOUS AS TO WHAT I AM REFERING TO MY AUCTION #IS 6194392185. I FEEL BAD AS A PARENT I CANNOT AFFORD TO PUT MY LITTLE GIRLS IN DANCING, OR TAKE A SUMMER VACATION BUT THEY UNDERSTAND WE CANNOT AFFORD IT. SO,JUST BE GRATEFUL. GOD HAS BLESSED YOU. BEST OF LUCK, DEBBIE2223

Look, I used all caps so my email would stand out over all the other blood sucking no shame, pity me, gimme people. You do not even have to give me your money or house, my deal is so different. All you have to do is big $500,000 for my auction and then neither of us can feel guilty



I ADMIRE YOU, CONGRATULATION, I, AM, MOTHER OF 4 AND CRITICALLY ILL HAVE HAD 40 BRAIN AND FACE SURGERIES IN THE LAST FEW YR., WE DON'T HAVE FAMILY, I GREW UP IN FOSTER HOMES NO BIG DEAL MADE ME STRONG TO FIGHT THREW THIS ILLNESS TO HELP, I GET A WHOPPING 256.00 MT ON DISABILITY, I ADMIRE YOU NOT FOR THE THINGS YOU HAVE BUT FOR THE FAMILY YOU HAVE, GOD BLESS YOU AND ON AN ANGEL WINGS MAY YOU FLY, STACY ANN BUT NEVER FORGET YOUR FAMILY EXSPEICALLY YOUR MOMMA


Words escape me for this one.

 

[Pete]

I think I may have to draft an email myself and see if she will answer it.