Been there done that thirty years ago. ... Folks don't forget that the pirates tend to shoot back with with AK's, beltfeds and rocket launcher's also.
Be a man amongst men, join the Rhodesian Army..
At my age, shootin' at pyrates from the deck of a cruise ship, margarita within reach...yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Put that Mosin to work
I have a BB gun. I could put someone's eye out....
Take something fun.
Play the Raufoss card.