Awol

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked most of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
 
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