FireBrand
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids...'<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
fficeffice" /><o></o>
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.<o></o>
She says, 'Hello.'<o></o>
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'<o></o>
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'<o></o>
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.<o></o>
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'<o></o>
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
fficeffice" /><o></o>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.<o
></o>She says, 'Hello.'<o
></o>He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'<o
></o>To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'<o
></o>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.<o
></o>So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'<o
></o>She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
