A woman goes to the hospital to have a baby. \r\n\r\nDoctor: "I'm sorry ma'am. Your baby has been born a hermaphrodite."\r\n\r\nMother: "What is a hermaphrodite?"\r\n\r\nDoctor: "It means your baby has both male and female organs."\r\n\r\nMother: "What, a penis AND a brain?"