Bacon flavored lube

[EmptyTimCup]

Everything is better with bacon, even your sex life. Now you can get all greased up like a wild carnival hog while porking with BaconLube. Yes, it’s what it sounds like. Originally invented as an April Fool’s joke, bacon trailblazers J & D foods (of Baconnaise and BaconSalt fame) decided to make bacon-flavored lube a reality. Why? Because apparently, people out there in the world are really turned on by pork. Oh, hogwash. That’s just gross. [Huffington Post]

The Frisky - Go Hog Wild In The Sack With Bacon Lube

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Everything is better with bacon, even your sex life. Now you can get all greased up like a wild carnival hog while porking with BaconLube. Yes, it’s what it sounds like. Originally invented as an April Fool’s joke, bacon trailblazers J & D foods (of Baconnaise and BaconSalt fame) decided to make bacon-flavored lube a reality. Why? Because apparently, people out there in the world are really turned on by pork. Oh, hogwash. That’s just gross. [Huffington Post]

The Frisky - Go Hog Wild In The Sack With Bacon Lube

You saw Leno last night too?

 

[vraiblonde]

You saw Leno last night too?

Maybe this is how you could pick up chicks. Go up to them and ask them if they like bacon.

 

[BadGirl]

I have some bacon-flavored lip balm. Wearing it makes it feel like you've layered on a vat of bacon grease on your lips. As much as I LOVE LOVE LOVE bacon, I just can't stand wearing that stuff.

 

[vraiblonde]

Two words:

Bacon gumballs

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Maybe this is how you could pick up chicks. Go up to them and ask them if they like bacon.

.....or I could wear a T-shirt that says, "Where's The Beef?" with a downward pointing arrow. :snort:

Well, 'do you like bacon?' wouldn't get me backhanded as much as I did when I once talked to a "blessed" young lady about "thumping melons".....
you know.....like you do to watermelons to see how full of water they are.....

 

[vraiblonde]

.....or I could wear a T-shirt that says, "Where's The Beef?" with a downward pointing arrow. :snort:

Well, 'do you like bacon?' wouldn't get me backhanded as much as I did when I once talked to a "blessed" young lady about "thumping melons".....
you know.....like you do to watermelons to see how full of water they are.....

Your courting technique could use some work.

 

[Metrocrap]

Brings new meaning to porking someone.

 

[Hank]

Your courting technique could use some work.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Your courting technique could use some work.

Wait Vrai, are you saying you wouldn't be woooo'd by a guy asking you about "thumping melons"?

 

[Hank]

.....or I could wear a T-shirt that says, "Where's The Beef?" with a downward pointing arrow. :snort:

Well, 'do you like bacon?' wouldn't get me backhanded as much as I did when I once talked to a "blessed" young lady about "thumping melons".....
you know.....like you do to watermelons to see how full of water they are.....

You're a madman! I want to party with you!

 

[Bann]

Two words:

Bacon gumballs

Even Thing2 agreed: Worst buy ever!!

 

[Railroad]

She tasted so amazingly good without seasonings, that even smelling her would cause me to drop everything. No need for bacon or anything.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Your courting technique could use some work.

Aw, c'mon Vrai, you couldn't tell that that was ?

 

[Dupontster]

I had bacon for Thanksgiving....

 

[Pete]

I had bacon for Thanksgiving....

Nice weave you had there!

 

[vraiblonde]

I had bacon for Thanksgiving....

That actually looks good.

 

[itsbob]

Two words:

Bacon Scweddy Balls

:FIXED:

 

[vraiblonde]

:FIXED:

You could get BG some bacon lube for Christmas. Or has someone already suggested that?

 

[Merlin99]

That actually looks good.

I was thinking the same thing.

I think I'm going to be disappointed if I meet Duponster and he doesn't look like smilin' Bob.