Bad Pickup Lines...

withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
Mojo said:
Do you have a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that!
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see! :eyebrow:



How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is... :smack:

Girl you are like a handicap parkin' spot.... you got Fine written all over you...
:coffee:

I have heard them all....
 
Mojo

Mojo

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withrespect said:
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see! :eyebrow:



How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is... :smack:

Girl you are like a handicap parkin' spot.... you got Fine written all over you...
:coffee:

I have heard them all....
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I like the handicap parking one :lmao:
 
Beta84

Beta84

They're out to get us
Bacon: I'll make a bet with you. If I have your name tattooed on my ass, you have to sleep with me!

Bacon: So will you sleep with me?
Chick: When pigs fly!
Bacon: *shows ass tattoo of pig with wings* So...my place or yours?

FREE BACON!
 
dn0121

dn0121

New Member
If you're at a restaraunt with a hot waitress, tell her "Hey your dropped your name tag" and then hold up a sugar packet.
 
4d2008

4d2008

New Member
Mojo said:
I know 4d has used this smooth move........

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOING THAT TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dn0121 said:
"Don't turn this rape into a murder."
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! :killingme:killingmeIM FREAKING DYING HERE :killingme:killingme
 
Beta84

Beta84

They're out to get us
withrespect said:
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see! :eyebrow:

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is... :smack:

Girl you are like a handicap parkin' spot.... you got Fine written all over you...
:coffee:

I have heard them all....
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you hadn't heard the one i told you yesterday. shouldn't that score me some brownie points? :razz:

The Tennessee one sucks...most of the chicks there are :barf:
 
4d2008

4d2008

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migtig said:
:jameo: :twitch:

Most overused:
Are your feet tired, because you've been running through my dreams.

Did it hurt? Guy
What? Girl
When you fell from Heaven to Earth. Guy
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Mig, Can I taste your candy in a crunchy shell?


That just doesnt sound right... Can you change to MnM's so I can say.

Mig, I WILL melt in your mouth AND in your hands.
 
Lugnut

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
I knew a dude in the Navy with a crank so huge it would hang out the bottom of his running shorts. We never got him drunk because he'd take off all his clothes and run around naked swinging his junk and making helicopter sounds.

The only line I ever heard him use on chicks was "If you can eat the whole thing, your meal is free..."
 
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