Bad Pickup Lines...

[Beta84]

I'm telling.

what? is beautiful but she's the exception, not the rule!

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Bacon: i'll wear your ass as a hat if you'd let me...

 

[Beta84]

Who wants a pickle?

i should use that on the ladies!

Hey ladies, anyone want to play with my pickle?

 

[dn0121]

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

 

[Mojo]

I knew a dude in the Navy with a crank so huge it would hang out the bottom of his running shorts. We never got him drunk because he'd take off all his clothes and run around naked swinging his junk and making helicopter sounds.

The only line I ever heard him use on chicks was "If you can eat the whole thing, your meal is free..."

Who wants a pickle?

Hey lug, I think I found him

 

[dn0121]

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?

 

[withrespect]

OHHHH and my favorite one that I have ever gotten:

Something about you Italian women.... I could sop you up like spaghetti sauce and a peice of bread...

F-ing EW....

 

[puggymom]

I had a homeless guy in NYC tell me 'Hey baby,as soon as I find a job I want to take you out to dinner'.
Still the most interesting pickup I've ever had.

 

[Beta84]

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?

even better, what about a comment about being gay and thinking she might be the only woman in the world who could turn him straight?

 

[migtig]

OHHHH and my favorite one that I have ever gotten:

Something about you Italian women.... I could sop you up like spaghetti sauce and a peice of bread...

F-ing EW....

Heard the same line different format -
Something about you Southern gals makes me want to sop you all up like gravy with biscuit.

 

[warneckutz]

:sniffle:......thanks mojo

 

[dn0121]

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

 

[withrespect]

Heard the same line different format -
Something about you Southern gals makes me want to sop you all up like gravy with biscuit.

LOL.... makes you kinda wanna doesnt it?

 

[withrespect]

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Whoever uses this line is one severely F###ed up unit!

 

[dn0121]

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

 

[dn0121]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

 

[dn0121]

Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

 

[dn0121]

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

 

[jwwb2000]

The odd one was from myspace awhile back I posted a thread about

 

[Lugnut]

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Rough!!

 

[nachomama]

My favorite is the one you threw on me at Dew Drop, even though I can't remember it.