Bad Santa...

[jazz lady]

for real.

G-String Santa Arrested On DUI Charge

LOS ANGELES -- Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state's legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.

The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes. His car was towed to an impound yard, police said.

Oh, I so wish they had a picture with this story.

 

[unixpirate]

for real.

G-String Santa Arrested On DUI Charge



Oh, I so wish they had a picture with this story.

The visual

 

[jazz lady]

The visual

It's one way of getting off those holiday pounds. :shrug:

 

[godsbutterfly]

for real.

G-String Santa Arrested On DUI Charge



Oh, I so wish they had a picture with this story.

Everyone knows the leg warmers ruined the whole look! No wonder they arrested him!

 

[jazz lady]

Everyone knows the leg warmers ruined the whole look! No wonder they arrested him!

And black shoes. What ever WAS he thinking?

 

[godsbutterfly]

And black shoes. What ever WAS he thinking?

That's what I'm talkin' about!

 

[Larry Gude]

Just the facts, mam...

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

 

[unixpirate]

It's one way of getting off those holiday pounds. :shrug:

God knows I need that

 

[GWguy]

Everyone knows the leg warmers ruined the whole look! No wonder they arrested him!

Absolutely!! He should have been wearing stockings!

 

[jazz lady]

God knows I need that

Want me to help you work them off?

 

[jazz lady]

Absolutely!! He should have been wearing fishnet stockings!

:fixed:

 

[ImnoMensa]

The facts are, if he hadnt been drinking he wouldnt have even attracted notice in most California cities.

If you think he was funny looking you should have seen the Mrs. Santa in drag that paid his fine.

 

[unixpirate]

Want me to help you work them off?

It hurts when I bend over, so I have to lay down when you whip me.

 

[godsbutterfly]

It hurts when I bend over, so I have to lay down when you whip me.

Oh good grief!

 

[jazz lady]

It hurts when I bend over, so I have to lay down when you whip me.

Same old, same old. Geesh.

 

[unixpirate]

Same old man, same old man. Geesh.

:fixed:

 

[jazz lady]

Same dirty old man, same dirty old man. Geesh.

:fixed:

:fixedsomemore:

 

[Kyle]

:fixed:

:rockyhorror:

:shudder:

 

[jazz lady]

:rockyhorror:

:shudder:

Exactly! I was actually thinking of that picture of FT.

 

[nobody really]

Everyone knows the leg warmers ruined the whole look! No wonder they arrested him!

Really....leg warmers are SO eighties.