DEEKAYPEE8569
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Dave is a tour bus driver for Sesame Street studios.
On one of his routes one day; at the first stop was a rather large woman who gets on the bus and says, "Hi, I'm Patty and I'm a Fatty."
At the next stop, another rather rotund female gets on the bus and says, "Hi, I'm Patty and I'm a fatty."
Shaking his head in disbelief at the coincidence, Dave continues to the next stop, where there stands a young woman and her little boy about 7 years old.
The two of them get on the bus and the woman says, "This is my son Ross and he's special."
At the last stop stands a man with shoulder length hair, rose-colored glasses and a tye-tied T-shirt. HE gets on the bus and says, "I'm Lester Cheese and I do as I please."
Dave proceeds to the studio. During the ride, Lester pulls off his shoes to reveal bunion-covered feet; which he proceeds to pick at; sending shards of skin all over the bus. The whole time, Lester is chanting, "I'm Lester Cheese and I do as I please!" "I'm Lester Cheese and I do as I please!"
The others on the bus are disgusted by this behavior and begin complaining rather loudly.
After everyone goes into the studio, Dave just sits with his head in his hands.
"I CANNOT believe this day." "I had two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese; pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!" "I QUIT!"
On one of his routes one day; at the first stop was a rather large woman who gets on the bus and says, "Hi, I'm Patty and I'm a Fatty."
At the next stop, another rather rotund female gets on the bus and says, "Hi, I'm Patty and I'm a fatty."
Shaking his head in disbelief at the coincidence, Dave continues to the next stop, where there stands a young woman and her little boy about 7 years old.
The two of them get on the bus and the woman says, "This is my son Ross and he's special."
At the last stop stands a man with shoulder length hair, rose-colored glasses and a tye-tied T-shirt. HE gets on the bus and says, "I'm Lester Cheese and I do as I please."
Dave proceeds to the studio. During the ride, Lester pulls off his shoes to reveal bunion-covered feet; which he proceeds to pick at; sending shards of skin all over the bus. The whole time, Lester is chanting, "I'm Lester Cheese and I do as I please!" "I'm Lester Cheese and I do as I please!"
The others on the bus are disgusted by this behavior and begin complaining rather loudly.
After everyone goes into the studio, Dave just sits with his head in his hands.
"I CANNOT believe this day." "I had two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese; pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!" "I QUIT!"
