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God was missing for six days. Michael, the archangel went searching for Him, and eventually found Him resting on the seventh day. He asked "God, where have you been?"
God smiled deeply, and said "Look down through the clouds, and see what I have made." The archangel Michael look down, and asked what it was.
"It's a planet, He replied, and I have placed life on it and am using it to test "balance".
Michael was more confused, and asked God what "balance" was.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth..."For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor... Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing to different countries... "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, it's surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.’"
God smiled an all-knowing smile… "I will create California…Wait till you see the idiots I'll put there.”
God smiled deeply, and said "Look down through the clouds, and see what I have made." The archangel Michael look down, and asked what it was.
"It's a planet, He replied, and I have placed life on it and am using it to test "balance".
Michael was more confused, and asked God what "balance" was.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth..."For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor... Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing to different countries... "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, it's surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.’"
God smiled an all-knowing smile… "I will create California…Wait till you see the idiots I'll put there.”
