Band name...

[Larry Gude]

...I need a name for my band. We were in no hurry, 16 songs, only two full rehearsals so, we'd get to it sooner or later. We might have a spot at a local joint because their booked band bailed. Whether or not it happens, we're gonna need one sooner and we do not want people who may happen to like, or hate us, us to have no reference point to come see or avoid.

In any event, my favorite, Dirty Strat Bastards is problematic not only because Fender will likely have an injunction on us before our first set is over but, it could limit the bar mitsvahs, kids birthday party and Senior Center circuit we hope to exploit...

In any event, we have NO singer and don't care. At all. If someone falls into our lap, say, Asian, 110#'s, negotiable morals, voice like Janis, that's all well and good but, we LIKE being a jam band. You can check out two songs http://www.bandmix.com/larry1030949/ by either clicking play and it should roll through them both or scroll down, right, they are listed, Epic and Takin' Off

ALL originals. Blues rock/hard rock/southern rock/bit 'o metal.

So, what sounds good?

 

[kwillia]

The Salad Tossers - and your posters can state "Lettuce Entertain You"!

 

[Larry Gude]

The Salad Tossers - and your posters can state "Lettuce Entertain You"!

As you can see, I have gotten some 'help' from those lucky enough to have been part of our early release campaign...and they still think they're funny....

 

[vraiblonde]

The Salad Tossers - and your posters can state "Lettuce Entertain You"!

I still vote for Naked Britney.

 

[b23hqb]

Name the Band Band

 

[kwillia]

Of the choices in your list I voted for "Southpaw" because I think your t-shirt sales will be up because you'll draw the attention of other weirdo left-handers like you.

 

[vraiblonde]

Name the Band Band

So, like The Band, only without the The?

Catchy!

 

[BadGirl]

You should name your band "Free Beer". And you should have an opening band and name them "Beer Nuts".

That way, you can be on the marque/billboard as "Beer Nuts and Free Beer". Your venue wil be packed every single time.

 

[Larry Gude]

Of the choices in your list I voted for "Southpaw" because I think your t-shirt sales will be up because you'll draw the attention of other weirdo left-handers like you.

Good point. I like how you're thinking on this. T shirts, posters, cruises with the Southpaw band, vitamin commercials, rehab center endorsements...

 

[Larry Gude]

You should name your band "Free Beer". And you should have an opening band and name them "Beer Nuts".

That way, you can be on the marque/billboard as "Beer Nuts and Free Beer". Your venue wil be packed every single time.

Everything should be great...right up until our equipment is the only thing left to destroy when they find out the beer, and the nuts, are not free.

 

[BadGirl]

Everything should be great...right up until our equipment is the only thing left to destroy when they find out the beer, and the nuts, are not free.

And here I thought you were an adventuresome soul.

 

[vraiblonde]

Name your band I'm With Stupid - there are already t-shirts printed for that.

 

[kwillia]

Name your band I'm With Stupid - there are already t-shirts printed for that.

Make sure the arrow is pointing up.

 

[Larry Gude]

Name your band I'm With Stupid - there are already t-shirts printed for that.

And I get royalties off of that....how?

 

[Larry Gude]

Make sure the arrow is pointing up.

Ha ha. Ha ha...hee hee, ho ho....ah yeah.

 

[vraiblonde]

Make sure the arrow is pointing up.

Or down

 

[kwillia]

Or down

: I've been reading his dating threads so ... :

 

[Larry Gude]

And here I thought you were an adventuresome soul.

Adventure would be include me getting wrecked but, it someone touches my Les Paul, jihad is ON.

 

[Hank]

: I've been reading his dating threads so ... :

 

[Larry Gude]

Or down

Hmmm...I might get more (some) ass that way. Truth in Advertising.