Banks: No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses

[nhboy]

Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy

"SARASOTA, Fla. — Responding to a more than one-third hike in bank robbery, the Florida Bankers Association is urging its members to adopt new rules.

Not additional guards or cameras, but a dress code for customers.

The group rolled out a "No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses" program, which includes lobby signs asking customers to remove those items before approaching a teller.

Those who refuse would be directed to an area with more security or a more experienced teller.

FOXNews.com - Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

 

[wkndbeacher]

Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy

"SARASOTA, Fla. — Responding to a more than one-third hike in bank robbery, the Florida Bankers Association is urging its members to adopt new rules.

Not additional guards or cameras, but a dress code for customers.

The group rolled out a "No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses" program, which includes lobby signs asking customers to remove those items before approaching a teller.

Those who refuse would be directed to an area with more security or a more experienced teller.

FOXNews.com - Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

The Maryland Bank & Trust in Waldorf already has that sign on their door.

 

[ImnoMensa]

So:

The Maryland Bank & Trust in Waldorf already has that sign on their door.

to the No Shirts,
No shoes
No service.

Add: No Hats
No Sunglasses
No Hoods.

What happens with people who wear those prescription glasses that change when the sun hits them.
How about Wigs, false Mustaches, makeup.

 

[wkndbeacher]

to the No Shirts,
No shoes
No service.

Add: No Hats
No Sunglasses
No Hoods.

What happens with people who wear those prescription glasses that change when the sun hits them.
How about Wigs, false Mustaches, makeup.

I think you re reading too much into it

 

[Toxick]

Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy

How is my woman supposed to go into the bank wearing her bourqa now?

Stupid racist banks.

 

[oldman]

I think they should take it a step further and require full nudity when approaching a teller. My only stipulation is that the tellers also be in the buff. I know I'd visit my bank a lot more frequently. I already undress some some of them in my mind anyways.

 

[godsbutterfly]

I understand their point, but now that this word is getting out it just means robbers are going in disguised and armed so nobody can make them take off their glasses/hats etc.

 

[wkndbeacher]

I think they should take it a step further and require full nudity when approaching a teller. My only stipulation is that the tellers also be in the buff. I know I'd visit my bank a lot more frequently. I already undress some some of them in my mind anyways.

You should change your screen name to "dirty"oldman

 

[boatdoctor]

I think they should take it a step further and require full nudity when approaching a teller. My only stipulation is that the tellers also be in the buff. I know I'd visit my bank a lot more frequently. I already undress some some of them in my mind anyways.

Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!

 

[itsbob]

Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy

"SARASOTA, Fla. — Responding to a more than one-third hike in bank robbery, the Florida Bankers Association is urging its members to adopt new rules.

Not additional guards or cameras, but a dress code for customers.

The group rolled out a "No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses" program, which includes lobby signs asking customers to remove those items before approaching a teller.

Those who refuse would be directed to an area with more security or a more experienced teller.

FOXNews.com - Bankers Association Wants 'No Hats, No Hoods, No Sunglasses' Policy - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

It's already against the law to carry a gun into a bank.. they don't have problem ignoring that rule.. what makes them think they'll go "DAMN, I can't wear my hoodie in there.. DAMN... can't be robbin this place!!"

 

[Sadysue]

I think they should take it a step further and require full nudity when approaching a teller. My only stipulation is that the tellers also be in the buff. I know I'd visit my bank a lot more frequently. I already undress some some of them in my mind anyways.

At least that would be entertaining while standing in line. I know I get tired of reading the same old posters.

 

[chernmax]

Most the dumb azzes robbing the banks probably don't read very well anyway...

 

[GWguy]

It was almost a year ago that the BurgerKing in California had a sign on the door requesting no sunglasses. I don't remember seeing it there last time I was there.

 

[whome20603]

I don't think this is an absolute terrible idea but they definitley went about it a lil bass ackwards. I mean, no additional guards or anything?! Hmm...o-kay.

 

[chernmax]

Add: No Hats
No Sunglasses
No Hoods.

The ACLU will complain this is unfair treatment of would be robbers...

 

[vegmom]

But they didn't specify no Halloween masks.

Future news prediction: Richard Nixon back from dead, and this time he IS a crook.

 

[chernmax]

The conflicts will start when Muslims claim they cannot remove their head-scarfs for religious reasons and SOMD good old boyz cannot remove their budweiser Hats for the same reason... "we drink our beer religiously down here, ya hear!!!"

 

[godsbutterfly]

The article said if you refuse they will take you to a more experienced teller or a more secure area. I don't really see how a more experienced teller would make a difference, but okay!

 

[jetmonkey]

"Hey you guys! You had shirts on when you came in here."