Bar Jokes!!

[itsbob]

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders still another drink. His curiosity aroused, the bartender asks, "What are you doing? What's in your pocket?" And the guy says, "It's a picture of my wife. When she starts looking good to me, I know it's time to go home."

 

[BadGirl]

That's not funny.

 

[itsbob]

That's not funny.

Honey you ALWAYS look good to me.. that's why I don't drink!!

 

[BadGirl]

Honey you ALWAYS look good to me.. that's why I don't drink!!

Good answer, Bob.

 

[MysticalMom]

Awwwwwww. I love love.

 

[dems4me]

I've think I've exceeded my reading capacity today, I took a break here at work and skimmed the forums and thought this thread read "Jar Broke"

 

[Novus Collectus]

Three guys walking down the sidewalk.
Two of them walk into a bar.
The third one ducked.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

At a bar in Texas

A baby porcupine runs up to the cactus in the corner and shouts: "Mom? Is that you?"

 

[broncosrule]

Whats the differance between an Irish wedding and funeral?????

 

[broncosrule]

 

[broncosrule]

One less drunk person

 

[itsbob]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.. the two drink it up until finally the giraffe passes out.. Tha man gets up to leave and as he does the bartender yells.. HEY You're not going to leave that lyin there are you!??

The man replies..


That's no lion, that's a giraffe!