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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Finally a barbie us women can relate to:
Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!).
Facial Hair Barbie. As barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries alot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting in touch with your inner self" is included.
Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!).
Facial Hair Barbie. As barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries alot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting in touch with your inner self" is included.
Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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