Bartender!

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justhangn

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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
 

Bertha Venation

New Member
An alligator walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "sure, pal," and serves it up, then looks at the alligator and says, "gee, pal, why the long face?"

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and . . . . . . . . . . the chili cheese fries." The bartender says, "sure, pal. Say, why the big pause?"

A string walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer, please." The bartender sneers at him and says, "You're string! We don't serve your kind here! Get out!!" The string hangs his little string head and walks out. On the sidewalk he meets a string buddy of his, who says, "What's the matter, pal?" The dejected string tells him, and his buddy says, "Well, I'll fix that bartender. Watch this!" and proceeds to jump up and down, tying himself up six ways to sunday and pulling out little threads all over himself. Then he walks into the bar and says, "Gimme a beer once, will ya?" The bartender stares at him for a second, smirks and says, "Aren't you string?" to which the bold little string replies, "Frayed knot."
 
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