Baz
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I admit I don't pay attention to baseball. It is boring and sucks.
But I was scanning channels after the hockey game and heard some guy singing "God Bless America" or some version of.
So I thought "Oh, what game is starting this late?"
And then I realized it was a trick....it was the 7th inning yawn. A trick to pretend to manufacture fake (faux) patriotism, and a reminder that MLB needs a designated stretch time to wake their fans to stand up and pretend it's kind of sort of exciting. As if 2 squirrels were fighting.
If you need to have a designated stretch time, your sport sucks.
But I was scanning channels after the hockey game and heard some guy singing "God Bless America" or some version of.
So I thought "Oh, what game is starting this late?"
And then I realized it was a trick....it was the 7th inning yawn. A trick to pretend to manufacture fake (faux) patriotism, and a reminder that MLB needs a designated stretch time to wake their fans to stand up and pretend it's kind of sort of exciting. As if 2 squirrels were fighting.
If you need to have a designated stretch time, your sport sucks.
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