desertrat
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One night at about 2:00 a.m., two bats were hanging upside down, when one bat nudged the other bat's wing.
"Hey, you wanna go and get some blood?"
The other bat said, "Now where the heck are we going to get blood at 2:00 o'clock in the morning?"
So the other bat said, "If you don't want to go, fine, I'll go by myself."
About 30 minutes later, the first bat came back with blood dripping out of his mouth, and all over his body. The second bat said, "Hey where did you get all that blood?"
The first bat said, "See that tree over there?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I didn't."
"Hey, you wanna go and get some blood?"
The other bat said, "Now where the heck are we going to get blood at 2:00 o'clock in the morning?"
So the other bat said, "If you don't want to go, fine, I'll go by myself."
About 30 minutes later, the first bat came back with blood dripping out of his mouth, and all over his body. The second bat said, "Hey where did you get all that blood?"
The first bat said, "See that tree over there?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I didn't."