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In My Opinion
Ok men, now that we have covered a couple other ways to enrich your marriage, we will discuss how to take care of that age old problem.
She thinks she is too fat, and will never be able to lose weight.
This method will cost a dollar or two, but the results are proven to be an enjoyable experience for you.
What you need to do is to go out with her and buy her a new pair of shoes.
When she is not looking, or return alone to the shoe store, purchase an exact copy of her new shoe, but in two sizes larger.
Wait until she has worn her new shoes for the day so that she is all comfy with them. Tell her that you are taking her out to dinner that evening and that you will wait for her to get ready.
when she goes into take her shower, replace her correctly sized shoes with the other bigger pair.
She will come out of the shower and put her new shoes on to go out, but they will be too big for her.
act as if you dont understand and just order pizza or something else to take her mind off of it.
when she is not looking again, switch the shoes back. The next time she puts her feet into them, they will fit again.
If you time this correctly each time she showers, you will be able to convince her that her feet shrink when they get wet.
With any luck, you might be able to get her to keep showering to see if the rest of her will shrink too.
just another moment for that life long list of loving memories that she will cherish for ever.
She thinks she is too fat, and will never be able to lose weight.
This method will cost a dollar or two, but the results are proven to be an enjoyable experience for you.
What you need to do is to go out with her and buy her a new pair of shoes.
When she is not looking, or return alone to the shoe store, purchase an exact copy of her new shoe, but in two sizes larger.
Wait until she has worn her new shoes for the day so that she is all comfy with them. Tell her that you are taking her out to dinner that evening and that you will wait for her to get ready.
when she goes into take her shower, replace her correctly sized shoes with the other bigger pair.
She will come out of the shower and put her new shoes on to go out, but they will be too big for her.
act as if you dont understand and just order pizza or something else to take her mind off of it.
when she is not looking again, switch the shoes back. The next time she puts her feet into them, they will fit again.
If you time this correctly each time she showers, you will be able to convince her that her feet shrink when they get wet.
With any luck, you might be able to get her to keep showering to see if the rest of her will shrink too.
just another moment for that life long list of loving memories that she will cherish for ever.
