Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said
the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that."
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said
the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that."