The Pope went on vacation to the rugged mountains of North Idaho. He
was driving along when he heard a frantic commotion at the edge of the
woods. He found a helpless, long-haired, bearded, middle-aged man
wearing Patagonia shorts, sandals, and an old "Vote for Obama" tee
shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all
about trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot, 1,200 pound
grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of cowboys all wearing "Go Trump"
& "America First" denim shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44
Magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious man from the bear's grasp. Two of the men
dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the
other tenderly placed the injured man in the back seat As they began
to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard
there was bitter hatred between Republicans and Democrat Party
supporters, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true,
and that America is truly a blessed place in which to live."
As the Pope drove off, one cowboy asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "It's reported that he has
access to all wisdom."
"Well," the cowboy said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
know #### about bear hunting in Idaho. By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?"
was driving along when he heard a frantic commotion at the edge of the
woods. He found a helpless, long-haired, bearded, middle-aged man
wearing Patagonia shorts, sandals, and an old "Vote for Obama" tee
shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all
about trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot, 1,200 pound
grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of cowboys all wearing "Go Trump"
& "America First" denim shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44
Magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious man from the bear's grasp. Two of the men
dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the
other tenderly placed the injured man in the back seat As they began
to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard
there was bitter hatred between Republicans and Democrat Party
supporters, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true,
and that America is truly a blessed place in which to live."
As the Pope drove off, one cowboy asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "It's reported that he has
access to all wisdom."
"Well," the cowboy said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
know #### about bear hunting in Idaho. By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?"
