Bear Hunting

[gumby]

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

 

[Kyle]

 

[wharf rat]

 

[gemma_rae]

My friend from Czechoslovakia came to visit and we went hiking in Western MD. Was going to ask @stgislander if he wanted to go but forgot. Anyhoo, we came upon a bear and I ran, but my friend fell, and he was eaten alive! I got to the ranger station and when we went back there were two bears, one male, the other female. The ranger asked me which one ate my friend, and due to the white supremist patriarchy, I told him it was the male bear. They killed him and cut him open, but my friend wasn't in there!

So, don't ever trust me when I say the Czech is in the male!

 

[RoseRed]

My friend from Czechoslovakia came to visit and we went hiking in Western MD. Was going to ask @stgislander if he wanted to go but forgot. Anyhoo, we came upon a bear and I ran, but my friend fell, and he was eaten alive! I got to the ranger station and when we went back there were two bears, one male, the other female. The ranger asked me which one ate my friend, and due to the white supremist patriarchy, I told him it was the male bear. They killed him and cut him open, but my friend wasn't in there!

So, don't ever trust me when I say the Czech is in the male!

I see bears all the time at my uncle's place in Montana. Every time I visit.

 

[Ken King]

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But I bet it smells what is running down their legs.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[stgislander]

My friend from Czechoslovakia came to visit and we went hiking in Western MD. Was going to ask @stgislander if he wanted to go but forgot. Anyhoo, we came upon a bear and I ran, but my friend fell, and he was eaten alive! I got to the ranger station and when we went back there were two bears, one male, the other female. The ranger asked me which one ate my friend, and due to the white supremist patriarchy, I told him it was the male bear. They killed him and cut him open, but my friend wasn't in there!

So, don't ever trust me when I say the Czech is in the male!

 

[PrchJrkr]

My friend from Czechoslovakia came to visit and we went hiking in Western MD. Was going to ask @stgislander if he wanted to go but forgot. Anyhoo, we came upon a bear and I ran, but my friend fell, and he was eaten alive! I got to the ranger station and when we went back there were two bears, one male, the other female. The ranger asked me which one ate my friend, and due to the white supremist patriarchy, I told him it was the male bear. They killed him and cut him open, but my friend wasn't in there!

So, don't ever trust me when I say the Czech is in the male!

I heard a slightly different version of this on Greaseman's morning show many, many moons ago. It's still groan-worthy.