GopherM
Darwin was right
A man was mounting a new door in his house and when he unpacked it he discovered it was missing the hinges. He asked his wife to run to the hardware store to pick up the hinges while he finished getting the door frame prepared.
When she got there the line at the counter was pretty long so she started looking at other fixtures in the area and spotted some beautiful bathroom faucets.
When her spot in the line finally got to the counter she asked, "Just out of curiosity, how much are those faucets?"
The salesman told her they were $5,000 each. She told him they were gorgeous but that was way too expensive for her. She asked the salesman for the hinges she needed.
He told her that they were $3.98 per hinge and they were in the back so he would have to go get them for her. While he was in the storeroom he hollered at her, "You wanna screw for the hinges?"
She yelled back, "No, but I will for the faucets!"
When she got there the line at the counter was pretty long so she started looking at other fixtures in the area and spotted some beautiful bathroom faucets.
When her spot in the line finally got to the counter she asked, "Just out of curiosity, how much are those faucets?"
The salesman told her they were $5,000 each. She told him they were gorgeous but that was way too expensive for her. She asked the salesman for the hinges she needed.
He told her that they were $3.98 per hinge and they were in the back so he would have to go get them for her. While he was in the storeroom he hollered at her, "You wanna screw for the hinges?"
She yelled back, "No, but I will for the faucets!"