unixpirate
Pitty Party
A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. "Since you have a headache, I'm going to have to sleep with this pig."
His wife says, "In case you didn't notice, that's a sheep."
He replies, "In case you didn't notice, I was talking to the sheep
His wife says, "In case you didn't notice, that's a sheep."
He replies, "In case you didn't notice, I was talking to the sheep