Beer saves man from avalanche

BigSlam123b

Only happy When It Rains
A SLOVAK man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi was buried in Slovakia's Tatra mountains.
He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out with his hands.

But he realized the snow was falling faster than he could dig. and would soon fill his car.

He had 60 500ml bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realized he could urinate on the snow to melt it.

"It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt," he said later. "But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful."
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BigSlam123b said:
I give up.
If you have time to surf the news on the big wide world internet thingy... how come you don't have time to click the "News and Current Events" linky in the forums...:confused: I'm thinking you would save yourself lots of time because the rest of us did the work for you... you can simply read one thread after another...:dance:
 

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mainman said:
Ned? Ned Ryerson? :lmao:
"Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?" :roflmao:
 
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