GopherM
Darwin was right
AND WHO KNOWS BETTER ABOUT BEER THAN A 7 YEAR OLD............HUH ??????
A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of BEER :
Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
prettier my mom gets.'
Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
Grady - 'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at
parties.'
Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they
drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants
sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One
time he danced right into the pool.'
Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns
the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
Mary - 'I think beer tastes bitter and I don't like it. Mom likes it, but
she gets tired and leans on guys and they have to help her to the bedroom
for a quick nap. When they come back, she is all perky and happy, and the
guys are all tired out.
Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
Brittney - I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you
want, so I'll have to learn to like it.
Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my
father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
Fergie - My mom never drinks beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does.
Then she yells at him when it makes him want to smooch. Mom only drinks
beer when dad is away. When it makes her want to smooch, she will do it with
everybody, even the Pizza guy, and he is weird.
Alice - My sister told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before
you start to like it. She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys
usually ignore her until they have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice and
play with her.
Brad - Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the
girls are pretty. With his girlfriend I would need an awful lot of beer.
A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of BEER :
Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
prettier my mom gets.'
Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
Grady - 'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at
parties.'
Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they
drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants
sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One
time he danced right into the pool.'
Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns
the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
Mary - 'I think beer tastes bitter and I don't like it. Mom likes it, but
she gets tired and leans on guys and they have to help her to the bedroom
for a quick nap. When they come back, she is all perky and happy, and the
guys are all tired out.
Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
Brittney - I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you
want, so I'll have to learn to like it.
Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my
father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
Fergie - My mom never drinks beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does.
Then she yells at him when it makes him want to smooch. Mom only drinks
beer when dad is away. When it makes her want to smooch, she will do it with
everybody, even the Pizza guy, and he is weird.
Alice - My sister told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before
you start to like it. She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys
usually ignore her until they have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice and
play with her.
Brad - Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the
girls are pretty. With his girlfriend I would need an awful lot of beer.
