The news people are insisting I care about this - it's on the front page of every site I visit and every magazine at the checkout.
JLo is so 20 years ago I can't imagine anyone gives a crap about her. Young people who are the biggest consumers of celebrity infotainment don't even know who she is - "Oh, you mean that lady on American Idol?" She's like Barbra Streisand or Frank Sinatra in my generation - somebody who used to be famous and now is a corner block on Hollywood Squares. You don't remember if they're still living or they died. They do Super Bowl halftime shows that no one watches and commercials for diarrhea medicine.
She must have had extensive plastic surgery because the pics of her on the grocery store mags aren't even recognizable as JLo. I thought Ben Affleck had taken up with Khloe Kardashian, who doesn't look like herself anymore either.
JLo is so 20 years ago I can't imagine anyone gives a crap about her. Young people who are the biggest consumers of celebrity infotainment don't even know who she is - "Oh, you mean that lady on American Idol?" She's like Barbra Streisand or Frank Sinatra in my generation - somebody who used to be famous and now is a corner block on Hollywood Squares. You don't remember if they're still living or they died. They do Super Bowl halftime shows that no one watches and commercials for diarrhea medicine.
She must have had extensive plastic surgery because the pics of her on the grocery store mags aren't even recognizable as JLo. I thought Ben Affleck had taken up with Khloe Kardashian, who doesn't look like herself anymore either.
