Best Wing Man

[Mojo]

Who would you rather have as your Wing Man?


Ronald Kuch......................He had sex with a dead dog

Bryan James Hathaway........He had sex with a dead deer

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones....Dug up a body and smoked weed out of the skull

 

[Toxick]

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones....Dug up a body and smoked weed out of the skull

I picked these guys. Anyone with the brass cojones to put their mouth on a decayed skull can definitely watch my six.

 

[aps45819]

I picked these guys. Anyone with the brass cojones to put their mouth on a decayed skull can definitely watch my six.

same thought

 

[Mojo]

I picked these guys. Anyone with the brass cojones to put their mouth on a decayed skull can definitely watch my six.

same thought

Yeah but dudes that would pound something dead should have no problem taking down the ugly friend.

 

[Toxick]

Yeah but dudes that would pound something dead should have no problem taking down the ugly friend.

Good point.





"There she is Ronald. Sic 'er!"

 

[aps45819]

Yeah but dudes that would pound something dead should have no problem taking down the ugly friend.

Guess you're still looking for a date for your mom

 

[Mojo]

Guess you're still looking for a date for your mom

My mom is hot you bastard

 

[aps45819]

My mom is hot you bastard

I'd offer to throw her on the back of the bike, but I've got my boy this weekend

 

[sux2b44]

My mom is hot you bastard

So are you saying she is a MILF?????

 

[basher]

Who would you rather have as your Wing Man?


Ronald Kuch......................He had sex with a dead dog

Bryan James Hathaway........He had sex with a dead deer

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones....Dug up a body and smoked weed out of the skull

harold has kumar who had a threesome with his girl and a bag of weed (i think that's what it was )......u gotta see the movie

 

[aps45819]

So are you saying she is a MILF?????

Do you drink a lot?

 

[Mojo]

harold has kumar who had a threesome with his girl and a bag of weed (i think that's what it was )......u gotta see the movie

We watched it opening day

 

[beerlover]

I didn't pick any of them. They didn't have the specialized quality required. A good wing man has to be willing (enthusiastic, even) to have sex with a pig.

 

[Mojo]

I didn't pick any of them. They didn't have the specialized quality required. A good wing man has to be willing (enthusiastic, even) to have sex with a pig.

You don't think pounding a dead animal is worse than that?

 

[Toxick]

You don't think pounding a dead animal is worse than that?

What kind of animal?




And how fresh is the carcass?

 

[Mojo]

What kind of animal?




And how fresh is the carcass?

See post 1, I'm not sure how dead they were though

 

[beerlover]

You don't think pounding a dead animal is worse than that?

Not worse than some of the pigs I've seen out and about....

 

[Mojo]

Bump.........because these guys are awesome!

 

[Geek]

Where is the fart monster?

 

[4d2008]

Im forced to choose all. Its great to have one wingman but there have been a many of nights Ive needed multiple bullet catchers.