WEST TEXAS - Outer space has returned an unwanted Amazon package that was sent to it unsolicited yesterday. According to witnesses, the package floated gently back down to earth after being rejected. Locals have asked Amazon to please 'pick this thing up and bring it back to the warehouse' as no...
If you know who ordered a giant metal gumdrop with 4 dudes in it, please call Amazon immediately.
So I was listening to this on MSNBC and they had a bunch of congressmen telling us that that Bezos should never have done this as long as all his money is needed on earth. Apparently they think that they should have right of first refusal to his money.