After a death, people show who they really are...Not far from the truth! My dad had just passed, and we were at a family gathering after the wake. Dad had left a fair amount in inheritance and I used some of that for a down-payment on a car. My extremely liberal niece was there, and she's one of the beneficiaries of MY estate. She shouts across the table, "Hey! don't be spending my inheritance!"
I looked at her and said, "I'm not spending YOUR inheritance, I'm spending MINE!"
As brilliant as she is, she just looked at me, blanked face, thought about it, and it took her a long time to catch on.