Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
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Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week



REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.

"President Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."

At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.





 

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week



REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.

"President Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."

At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.





:frown: The Babylon Bee was a lot funnier when they were doing satire and not just reporting the news.
 

WingsOfGold

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Every week, any idea what it cost to fuel a jet and his security and supply entourage? 1 week he leaves a larger carbon footprint than I have in 72 years.
I've emailed border state governors why not drop the parasitic illegals at Rehoboth, THAT will curtail his ice cream urge on the boardwalk.
:mad:
 

Louise

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The truth is not far off. He's had several days that began at nine and ended just after lunch.
Obama is the current Prez, Biden does not have to be present, or Presentident. God bless the USA. I have never understood why Manchin is in this pic, too.
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Hijinx

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This is who democrats feel should be president.
I know people in assisted living and nursing homes with better minds, and most of them can keep to their feet.
 
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