Big bust in Chicago..............

[limblips]

Police in Chicago last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 400 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes and 35 trafficked Latino prostitutes; all in a house behind the Public Library on Martin Luther King Drive.

Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

 

[Vince]

For a minute there I thought it might belong to Homeland Security.

 

[MadDogMarine]

For a minute there I thought it might belong to Homeland Security.

Sounds like a Congressionsal Caucus. The library was necessary so there
would be no appearance of impropriety.

 

[Peepaw95]

I thought this was going to be a thread about boobs.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

I thought this was going to be a thread about boobs.

Big Bust in Chicago?

Which one?
Cubs? Bears? Bulls? Blackhawks? White Sox?