Bigger turkeys?

[jazz lady]

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

 

[Nanny Pam]

http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/christmas/songs/12redneck.htm

 

[Nanny Pam]

If this was posted before, sorry.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Nanny Pam
http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/christmas/songs/12redneck.htm

I love it!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.