Larry Gude
Strung Out
...buddy just called a Goldwing a 'couch rocket'. 
Whatchu got?
Whatchu got?
Bike insults/jokes tread...
- Thread starter Larry Gude
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ItalianScallion
Harley Rider
So many "ricer" bikes today are trying to look like Harleys so I call them: Hardlys. 
itsbob
I bowl overhand
So many "ricer" bikes today are trying to look like Harleys so I call them: Hardlys.
You mean like the Yamaharley, or the Honda Davidson?
itsbob
I bowl overhand
I KNEW Beemers rocked
I've had people call my dresser a "road sofa" on more than one occassion..
And another time I was arguing the whole issue of fluids retention and trying to defend the Harley record on that score when he got irrate with me and insisted loudly that "Heck man!..get real..even pictures of Harley's leak oil!"
And another time I was arguing the whole issue of fluids retention and trying to defend the Harley record on that score when he got irrate with me and insisted loudly that "Heck man!..get real..even pictures of Harley's leak oil!"
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Asmodeus
....=o&o>
Of course since I just traded my Road King in for an Ultra Limited, I'm getting the "Geezer Glide" grief...
HD's don't leak oil... They mark their territory!
DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
So many "ricer" bikes today are trying to look like Harleys so I call them: Hardlys.
What does a Suzuki sound like goin' down the road?
SOOOO!.....ZOOOO!.....KEEEEE!
Made myself laugh.....
MMDad
Lem Putt
Asmodeus
....=o&o>
So I'm coming home from work in DC to Chuck County one night on my Honda Valkyrie Interstate... Stop at the first red light on 210, a 'stereotypical' HD rider pulls up next to me and gives me the once over... I'm still wearing my coat, tie and dress shoes as suits were required on that contract... He's of course wearing grimy jeans, stained mechanic shirt, worn out boots and a long straggly gray beard and hair tied in a pony tail under his non-DOT novelty helmet...
Light changes and off we go... all the way to the next light where he eyeballs me again, without saying anything... but you can tell he's in deep thought.... Once more away south on 210 and yet another red light... He pulls up alongside of me... looks over and you can see the lightbulb come on...
"I got it!... Court date?"....
Light changes and off we go... all the way to the next light where he eyeballs me again, without saying anything... but you can tell he's in deep thought.... Once more away south on 210 and yet another red light... He pulls up alongside of me... looks over and you can see the lightbulb come on...
"I got it!... Court date?"....
warneckutz
Well-Known Member
Wirelessly posted
You make us laugh
DEEKAYPEE8569 said:So many "ricer" bikes today are trying to look like Harleys so I call them: Hardlys.
What does a Suzuki sound like goin' down the road?
SOOOO!.....ZOOOO!.....KEEEEE!
Made myself laugh.....
You make us laugh
