Billionaire Diamond Trader Dead

[kwillia]

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, reports say.

www.foxnews.com

Poor dude should have stuck with "diamonds are a girl's best friend".

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported. Poor dude should have stuck with "diamonds are a girl's best friend".

Well .... If he hadn't been circumcised, (maybe blotched), he probably wouldn't have needed any enhancements.

 

[TCROW]

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, reports say.

www.foxnews.com

Poor dude should have stuck with "diamonds are a girl's best friend".

Guess he came up on the short end of the stick. Someone should have told him billionaires don’t need a big wang.

 

[vraiblonde]

he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.

Did anyone else laugh out loud at that or just me?

Anyway, what a way to go. Now everyone in the world knows he had a small winker.

 

[Yooper]

Did anyone else laugh out loud at that or just me?

Anyway, what a way to go. Now everyone in the world knows he had a small winker.

Just pondering the idea of someone injecting something into mine almost caused me to have a heart attack!

--- End of line (MCP)

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Did anyone else laugh out loud at that or just me?

Anyway, what a way to go. Now everyone in the world knows he had a small winker.

Maybe he was like one of those women that already have huge knockers that want even bigger ones?

 

[Chris0nllyn]

If I may ...



Well .... If he hadn't been circumcised, (maybe blotched), he probably wouldn't have needed any enhancements.

Do you think doctors chop a few inches off during circumcisions?

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

Do you think doctors chop a few inches off during circumcisions?

Dunno. Maybe, since he was born in Israel, the mohel, sucked, metzitzah b’peh, his weeny a bit too much causing more damage in addition to having his foreskin cut off by a shaky old man's hand with a scalpel.