Billy Graham lands at airport, goes to his limo. he asks the driver if he could drive the limo for once, and the driver agrees.
Putting on the drivers cap, Graham departs the airport and is immediately pulled over by a cop. The cop asks for license, says "you were doing over 100 mph". Graham replies, "Sure am sorry. This limo rides so smooth, I had no idea I was going that fast." The cop looks at the license, gasps, and goes to his car to call this one in.
"Chief, I just pulled over a VIP for a major speeding infraction. What do I do?"
Chief replies, "Well, who is it, a celebrity or sports star?"
"No, Chief, much higher than that!"
Chief says "Don't tell me you pulled over the governor!"
"No, Chief, much higher than that!"
Chief moans "Please don't tell me you pulled over the President!"
"No, Chief, much higher than that!"
Chief says "Who can be higher than the president?"
"Well, Chief, not sure, but whoever it is has Billy Graham as his chauffeur!"
Putting on the drivers cap, Graham departs the airport and is immediately pulled over by a cop. The cop asks for license, says "you were doing over 100 mph". Graham replies, "Sure am sorry. This limo rides so smooth, I had no idea I was going that fast." The cop looks at the license, gasps, and goes to his car to call this one in.
"Chief, I just pulled over a VIP for a major speeding infraction. What do I do?"
Chief replies, "Well, who is it, a celebrity or sports star?"
"No, Chief, much higher than that!"
Chief says "Don't tell me you pulled over the governor!"
"No, Chief, much higher than that!"
Chief moans "Please don't tell me you pulled over the President!"
"No, Chief, much higher than that!"
Chief says "Who can be higher than the president?"
"Well, Chief, not sure, but whoever it is has Billy Graham as his chauffeur!"