I know of a sandwich shop in New Jersey that has to be a money laundering front. They will make you a boar's head sub that has 1lb of meat on it for $12, it's the best cold sandwich I've had, but no way they can sell it for that.When I worked at Publix I had to go to Boar's Head school and earn a certification to push their products. That's right, you are speaking to a certified Boar's Head Product Representative. I'm not making that up. I have a badge and everything.
The BH gal would come in a couple times a week and fuss at us that we weren't packaging the product nicely enough, or we weren't giving out enough samples, or we weren't upselling. I liked her okay but her cultish enthusiasm was somewhat disturbing, plus even though I was the new kid for some reason she targeted me to speak to the deli manager (my boss) and give him hell about BH standards. Fortunately he was cool and I could just say, "Sharon was in today....." and he considered that his ass ripping and took it to heart accordingly ("Oh **** her!")
You're supposed to feel so good about the effort that goes into BH lunch meat that you'll ask for it by name and welcome the higher price. So this blasphemy of a BJ's thread is just..... Don't you know that BH meats contain no fillers and are gluten-free? That they are free of artificial flavors and colorings and contain no MSG or byproducts?
Compromise elsewhere!
Why would I do that when I can buy real Italian cold cuts at BJ's or Nicks for less ?When I worked at Publix I had to go to Boar's Head school and earn a certification to push their products. That's right, you are speaking to a certified Boar's Head Product Representative. I'm not making that up. I have a badge and everything.
The BH gal would come in a couple times a week and fuss at us that we weren't packaging the product nicely enough, or we weren't giving out enough samples, or we weren't upselling. I liked her okay but her cultish enthusiasm was somewhat disturbing, plus even though I was the new kid for some reason she targeted me to speak to the deli manager (my boss) and give him hell about BH standards. Fortunately he was cool and I could just say, "Sharon was in today....." and he considered that his ass ripping and took it to heart accordingly ("Oh **** her!")
You're supposed to feel so good about the effort that goes into BH lunch meat that you'll ask for it by name and welcome the higher price. So this blasphemy of a BJ's thread is just..... Don't you know that BH meats contain no fillers and are gluten-free? That they are free of artificial flavors and colorings and contain no MSG or byproducts?
Compromise elsewhere!
Why would I do that when I can buy real Italian cold cuts at BJ's or Nicks for less ?
Sorry thought the last part was you.I'm just telling you what the BH school said.
Sorry thought the last part was you.
Do you still have the uniform? Are you wearing it right now?When I worked at Publix I had to go to Boar's Head school and earn a certification to push their products. That's right, you are speaking to a certified Boar's Head Product Representative. I'm not making that up. I have a badge and everything.
The BH gal would come in a couple times a week and fuss at us that we weren't packaging the product nicely enough, or we weren't giving out enough samples, or we weren't upselling. I liked her okay but her cultish enthusiasm was somewhat disturbing, plus even though I was the new kid for some reason she targeted me to speak to the deli manager (my boss) and give him hell about BH standards. Fortunately he was cool and I could just say, "Sharon was in today....." and he considered that his ass ripping and took it to heart accordingly ("Oh **** her!")
You're supposed to feel so good about the effort that goes into BH lunch meat that you'll ask for it by name and welcome the higher price. So this blasphemy of a BJ's thread is just..... Don't you know that BH meats contain no fillers and are gluten-free? That they are free of artificial flavors and colorings and contain no MSG or byproducts?
Compromise elsewhere!
Dammit! You are, aren't you?Do you still have the uniform? Are you wearing it right now?