"Black holes" renamed so they would not offend "Black people"

AK-74me

AK-74me

"Typical White Person"
What a retarded place this world has become. ETA- this is just a parody but really wouldn't of surprised me in the world we live today.

http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1018.html

Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations'
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - The International Space Nomenclature Council today adopted the term 'emplacements de hauts gravité super' - or 'super high gravity locations' - as the official replacement name for black holes. Originally named in reference to the fact that light cannot escape their intense gravity, the term 'black hole' was increasingly criticized as being insensitive to African-Americans and African-Europeans.

"We're glad the council finally took action on this issue." said Isaiah Herman, Chairman of the National African-American Coalition of People. "The unimaginable destructive power of these super high gravity locations was giving the word 'black' a negative connotation throughout the universe."

Super high gravity locations are the remnants of giant stars that collapse into a substance so dense that it has a gravitational pull that consumes all matter that comes near it. "They're the bad boys of the cosmos." says Nokidi Imsure, Professor of Astronomic Anthropology at Howyflyl University. "You would definitely want to cross the street if you saw one coming."

Early after their discovery, there was little controversy over the former name of super high gravity locations. However in recent years, scientists theorized that most galaxies had massive super high gravity locations at their cores, and would eventually be swallowed up by them. A doomsday overtone began to be associated with the former 'black holes' - even a slang term for something unendingly wasteful developed - prompting the insensitivity criticism.

"There was never any intent to be offensive or malicious." says Imsure, commenting on the original naming of super high gravity locations. "It just seemed to fit at the time. But this name fits well too - it's definitely a location of super high gravity."
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Dork

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Mikeinsmd said:
Please change your SOMD name at once. The Ppl. who renamed the black hole are offended.
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You're right. They are the real dorks or tards. Hey, you haven't seen Geek around, have you?
 
hvp05

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Isaiah Herman, Chairman of the National African-American Coalition of People. "The unimaginable destructive power of these super high gravity locations was giving the word 'black' a negative connotation throughout the universe."
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As if he is helping advance the image of his race. :rolleyes:

To take something that was clearly not meant to be offensive, and not even remotely associated with race relations and turn it into something offensive. And the best response scientists have is, "Gee, maybe it was offensive. :shrug:"

I have to laugh at these kooks or all of this crap will fry my brain... :lmao:
 
C

czygvtwkr

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hvp05 said:
As if he is helping advance the image of his race. :rolleyes:

To take something that was clearly not meant to be offensive, and not even remotely associated with race relations and turn it into something offensive. And the best response scientists have is, "Gee, maybe it was offensive. :shrug:"

I have to laugh at these kooks or all of this crap will fry my brain... :lmao:
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But they are upset that hurricanes always seem to have "white" names. :shrug:
 
Mikeinsmd

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Dork said:
Oh, no. What about Black Jack? That associates black people with gambling. What should we rename that?
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I dunno: :shrug:

I guess one of my fav. beers "Negro Modelo" has to change too cuz we don't want to imply all blacks drink. :nono:
 
C-Murda

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Da neyborhood ho back in da day ( not strawburry ) boequeefa used to swallow up erry damn thing. Dats what they should have changed da name to. Boqueefa be soundin way mo betta den black hole.
 
Dupontster

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Would THIS face lie?
I have 2 black Labs that I am going to change them to, well I really don't know what to change them to....Please help me change them before something bad happens to me....What should I call them....Labs of Color?
 
FireBrand

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Dupontster said:
I have 2 black Labs that I am going to change them to, well I really don't know what to change them to....Please help me change them before something bad happens to me....What should I call them....Labs of Color?
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Dawgz of Distinction
 
Dork

Dork

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C-Murda said:
Da neyborhood ho back in da day ( not strawburry ) boequeefa used to swallow up erry damn thing. Dats what they should have changed da name to. Boqueefa be soundin way mo betta den black hole.
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Yo, C. Sup? Dis' whitey don't know what yo sayin'. ####tttt! Yo needs to be translatin' dis so this dumb MoFo can get wid' it. Kno whad I mean, homie? Be cool. Word!
 
Dork

Dork

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Dupontster said:
I have 2 black Labs that I am going to change them to, well I really don't know what to change them to....Please help me change them before something bad happens to me....What should I call them....Labs of Color?
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How about African-American Labs?
 
AK-74me

AK-74me

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Toxick said:
Did it occur to anyone that the article is phony?
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It was posted on atleast 3 different sites I saw when I did a google search.
It could be made up but I doubt it but who knows with all these goofy "Onion" type news site popping up.
 
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