Blond Joke

[bobbyb]

Three women go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation, get drunk,
and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the
morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just
graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg
for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
University of Florida and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute
nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

 

[Vince]

 

[kathie54]

Three women go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation, get drunk,
and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the
morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just
graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg
for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
University of Florida and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute
nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

omg!

 

[BEAR]

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"