Us blondes aren't dumb
Not all dumbs are blonde
You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black?
If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde
I am NOT a dumb blonde! (attached upside down)
To entertain a blone look below (top) - To entertain a blonde look above (bottom)
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
(Excuse Me... I have blonde root syndrome)
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
BLONDE if you're HONK!!
Your village called; they want their blonde back.
I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
I suffer from BRS: Blonde Root Syndrome
If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes!
Did you hear about the blonde that tripped over her cordless phone?
We got our dumb reputation from the brunettes who dyed their hair.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear? "Thanks for the refill."
Blondes aren't dumb!(Attached upsidedown)
Blonde jokes are one-liners just so burnettes can understand them
If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
If you're not blonde, why do you act like it?
What has two brain cells? a pregnant blonde
The aliens have arrived and they are eating the skinny blondes first.
Not all dumbs are blonde
You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black?
If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde
I am NOT a dumb blonde! (attached upside down)
To entertain a blone look below (top) - To entertain a blonde look above (bottom)
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
(Excuse Me... I have blonde root syndrome)
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
BLONDE if you're HONK!!
Your village called; they want their blonde back.
I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
I suffer from BRS: Blonde Root Syndrome
If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes!
Did you hear about the blonde that tripped over her cordless phone?
We got our dumb reputation from the brunettes who dyed their hair.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear? "Thanks for the refill."
Blondes aren't dumb!(Attached upsidedown)
Blonde jokes are one-liners just so burnettes can understand them
If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
If you're not blonde, why do you act like it?
What has two brain cells? a pregnant blonde
The aliens have arrived and they are eating the skinny blondes first.
her boo boo
they'll get bored with pickin on you