Larry Gude
Strung Out
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke"?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a six foot tall, 175 lbs. blond with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister, Do you still want to tell that joke"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters.
NO.....Not if I am gonna have to explain it five times.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke"?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a six foot tall, 175 lbs. blond with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister, Do you still want to tell that joke"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters.
NO.....Not if I am gonna have to explain it five times.
