There was a Russian, an American and a Blonde.
The Russian bragged, "We were the first to put a man in space."
The American bragged, "We were the first to put a man on the moon."
The Blonde said, "We're going to be the first to go to the sun."
The Russian and American said, "You can't do that. It's too hot and you'd burn up."
The Blonde said, "We're not THAT dumb. We're going to go at night!"
The Russian bragged, "We were the first to put a man in space."
The American bragged, "We were the first to put a man on the moon."
The Blonde said, "We're going to be the first to go to the sun."
The Russian and American said, "You can't do that. It's too hot and you'd burn up."
The Blonde said, "We're not THAT dumb. We're going to go at night!"