An old, blind cowboy mistakenly wanders into an all-girl biker bar. He finds his way to a bar stoll, and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells out to the bartender "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair that given you are blind, that you should know five things":
"Now think about it seriously, cowboy - do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks about it for a few seconds, shakes his head and says "no....not if I'm going to have to explain it five times"....
After sitting there for a while, he yells out to the bartender "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair that given you are blind, that you should know five things":
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
- The bouncers are blonde girls with billy sticks.
- I'm 6 foot, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
- The blonde woman sitting next to me is a ranked MMA fighter
- The lady to your right is a blond professional wrestler
"Now think about it seriously, cowboy - do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks about it for a few seconds, shakes his head and says "no....not if I'm going to have to explain it five times"....